Little Subotai was sitting on a Pennsic bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one... a chag'ua on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Subotai replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Subotai answered, "No, he minded his own damned business!"